Friday, June 1, 2007

STILL, I AM THE GLORY OF HOSNI MUBARAK





This old buddy of yours should have been a stand-up comedian. However, as for this moment, i am who I am and you are what you are, and that's enough for me.


I, Hosni Mubarak, can control you just by thinking. Please, be a witness to my silent work: I am the glory of Egypt. I can control you just by thinking. Still, let me guide you through the only metaphor I know: power is made of meaningless children who believe the clown is not a stand-up comedian.


“Take this banana, otherwise you will never be the President of Egypt” my mother used to tell me in my dreamlike childhood. “This banana contains all the secrets of the ancients. So, just eat it or alaskan mosquitoes will follow you anywhere I want”


Thanks to my mother now I can control you just by thinking: no one runs against the President. Still, let me guide you through the only metaphor I know: power has the strange perfume of panic and makes me feel young again. Yes, I am the glory of Egypt.


This old buddy of yours should have been a stand-up comedian.Please, be a witness to my silent work: I was re-elected by majority votes in several referendums just by thinking. As for this moment, I am who I am and you are what you are, and that's enough for me.

Yes, I am the glory of Hosni Mubarak.

NOWHEREMAN